Another brilliant idea.....in the right measure

Nov 30, 2007 at 5:46 AM
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It was a warm night but the sea breeze was quite strong. I was sipping on my gin and soda, looking out to sea, waiting for the boys to come over for cards. Still a few people walking on the beach, some with their dogs and a few on the footpath, making the most of the last minutes of sunlight. A couple of girls walked by wearing shorts. One of them with chubby legs had CRAZY written across her arse - I have no doubt in the world she was. But I came up with what I believe is a great idea. For girls with extra big arses, you could have shorts with sentences printed on the back, like "ROLL OUT THOSE LAZY, HAZY, CRAZY DAYS OF SUMMER" and "MY OTHER CAR IS A MERCEDES".